As yet another firm gets into trouble in social media for obeying the law and only paying the tax they were required to, time to bang the tax avoidance drum again in the form of a little ditty – and just remember tax avoidance is bad.
On the first day of the tax year, my accountant sent to me, an ISA that is all tax free…
On the second day of the tax year, my accountant sent to me, salary sacrifice pension, and an ISA that is all tax free…
On the third day of the tax year, my accountant sent to me, a cash in hand plumber, salary sacrifice pension, and an ISA that is all tax free…
On the fourth day of the tax year, my accountant sent to me, duty free boozes, cash in hand plumber, salary sacrifice pension, and an ISA that is all tax free…
On the fifth day of the tax year my account sent to me , home grown tobacco, duty free shopping, cash in hand plumber, salary sacrifice pension, and an ISA that is all tax free…
On the sixth day of the tax year my account sent to me , bottles of home brew, home grown tobacco, duty free shopping, cash in hand plumber, salary sacrifice pension, and an ISA that is all tax free…
On the seventh day of the tax year, my accountant sent to me, employer childcare vouchers, bottles of home brew, home grown tobacco, duty free shopping, cash in hand plumber, salary sacrifice pension, and an ISA that is all tax free…
On the eigth day of the tax year my accountant sent to me, a shiny bike to work scheme, mployer childcare vouchers, bottles of home brew, home grown tobacco, duty free shopping, cash in hand plumber, salary sacrifice pension, and an ISA that is all tax free…
On the ninth day of the tax year my accountant sent to me, Jersey-based online shops, a shiny bike to work scheme, employer childcare vouchers, bottles of home brew, home grown tobacco, duty free shopping, cash in hand plumber, salary sacrifice pension, and an ISA that is all tax free…
On the tenth day of the tax year my accountant sent to me, a crate of Jaffa Cakes, Jersey-based online shops, a shiny bike to work scheme, employer childcare vouchers, bottles of home brew, home grown tobacco, duty free shopping, cash in hand plumber, salary sacrifice pension, and an ISA that is all tax free…
On the eleventh day of the tax year my accountant sent to me, medical-based research, a crate of Jaffa Cakes, Jersey-based online shops, a shiny bike to work scheme, employer childcare vouchers, bottles of home brew, home grown tobacco, duty free shopping, cash in hand plumber, salary sacrifice pension, and an ISA that is all tax free…
On the twelfth day of the tax year my accountant sent to me, charitable donations, medical-based research, a crate of Jaffa Cakes, Jersey-based online shops, a shiny bike to work scheme, employer childcare vouchers, bottles of home brew, home grown tobacco, duty free shopping, cash in hand plumber, salary sacrifice pension, and an ISA that is all tax free…
And once more only faster.
