Travelling into town to partake of a few sherberts in a drinking house of my acquaintance, I happened to pick up the Evening Standard. Being an infrequent reader of the printed press, there was much that caught my eye, not least the very different emphasis on news presented therein compared to what I stumble across within my daily RSS feeds. However it was a fortuitous day to read a paper as Mr Huhne had just been charged, and a certain detail within that article did make my wonder (just as it did Fausty). Mt Huhne is a multi millionaire, though obviously not the bad kind like one of those nasty bankers. So will he take the seventeen grand severance pay he’s entitled to for stepping down as a minister? He does after all have many upcoming legal bills to pay, and I’m sure it’s a totally different situation to bankers bonuses or honours – after all neither of those bankers where charged with anything. If he does take it there then arises another interesting question, assuming he’s innocent as claimed and returns to a ministerial role would he then pay it back?

The other wonderful gem of actual rather than potential hypocrisy the paper presented, which I’ve not yet seen elsewhere, was those charming people down at occupy London decided to occupy a scout hall. That’ll teach those evil capitalist scouts, after all they were only planning on using the hall for a fund raiser for the homeless. The Occupy lot claim it was vacant, but which I presume they simply mean there was no one there when they put to use those occupy bolt cutters. The police of course can’t do anything as they can’t prove the people currently inside squatting broke in, and committed the criminal damage inside. The terribly nice squatters have said they can leave any time but don’t want to until they “leave [their] mark on the community” – apparently depriving a community of it’s scout hall and causing a “reasonable amount of damage” isn’t enough, nope they’re “planning on holding an exhibition” before they leave. They do say that they didn’t do any damage, so obviously the locks broke themselves, as did the cupboards and shelves. Interesting how they’ve not yet managed to actually occupy anywhere that would actually inconvenience that horrid 1% they claim to be protesting about.

Obviously I’m sure that this occupation of a convention warm building had nothing to do with the forecast of snow – which is currently falling.

 

London Bus of dodgy copyright I was recently linked to an article that seemed to be bad news for photographers (sorry I forget who by), which I reposted on Facebook. I would have left it there, but for one of the comments I got which observed that the judgement was based on not the similarity of the pictures but on a deliberate attempt to copy. Now that being the case I got our fearless (but sadly not talented) in house artist to make a dramatic recreation of the troublesome picture. It should be noted this is a dramatic recreation, not an act of parody as pastiche and parody are not exempt from copyright*

Now being a Londoner of some years, the idea that a red bus in an otherwise grey scale/black and white photo could be though of in anyway special seems odd to me, as for much of the year that’s pretty much how London looks. Red splash of colour from a bus in an other wise grey environment, why it must be spring, autumn, summer or winter but definitely some season and probably about to rain. But I’m told that’s not the issue the issue is that it was a deliberate attempt to copy (a fairly typical picture of a bus within sight of Parliament). Now if that was the case I can only say that looking at the two photographs they did a pretty crap job of it. Now the “original image” was taken in 2005, now my memory was never what it once was but I’m sure the sort of picture as is at the top of this post has been around for longer than that (any photo taken of a bus near parliament in spring, summer, winter… would probably be close enough). The people that brought the case felt their image was famous (never seen it before myself) and that the “Photoshop manipulation of the image played a ‘key part’ in the copyright victory”. So maybe just taking a photo won’t get you into trouble but applying obvious and (almost) out of the box photoshop filters will (Goth photographers with dramatic skies beware).

So lets look at the actual Judgement, I’m not going to fisk everyline as it’s too long and I’m too lazy but lets look at the highlights.

This is an action for copyright infringement. The claimant claims to be the owner of copyright which subsists in a black and white photograph of a red bus travelling across Westminster Bridge.

Now my inner pedant observes that if it has a red bus then it’s not a black and white photo, also picking out the bits of red in London in buses, phone boxes and post boxes has been done to death and beyond. I’d also observe that the film Schindlers List was made in 1993 which was famous for having only a single bit of colour(red) in an otherwise black and white film (a point mentioned in part 5 of the judgement).

It gets a bit safer for the rest of us as it seems that this was the second version of the infringing image, the previous one being withdrawn presumably because it was too similar. I suspect but don’t know this was a case of “fine if you say that’s too much like every other picture of a bus on that bridge we’ll make it more different”.

So in 2005 the people suing took a picture from a point where most tourists stand and then manipulated in a similar fashion to how Schindlers list was done. Thus putting in massive creative input worthy of copyright. The following year they started printing it on random tat and it’s apparently famous in the tourist tat world.

Then the people selling tea to avoid infringement spliced together a bunch of photo’s (so used a completely different technique) to fit in with their existing theme of “tins and cartons bearing images of English landscapes, Icons of England”.

So the judge accepted that:
“It is quite obvious that in no sense has any photocopying style reproduction taken place.”
The tea purveyors used their own photo’s and stock photo’s so those were all original works. So again the court accepted that they were trying to avoid infringement, on what has to be considered quite a clichéd image.

But apparently the argument is that the images look strikingly similar (not something I buy myself, but that is a matter of judgement), and according to EU law it seems:
copyright may subsist in a photograph if it is the author’s own “intellectual creation”
Which is fine, and photographers should have the rights to pictures they take, thought not I’d suggest the right to stop other people taking similar stock shots. Also it was agreed that the colouring was inspired by a film and the spot for taking the photo was a standard tourist spot so maybe not much intellectual creation there. Interestingly they then referred to an Austrian court, which in a previous judgement held that creative considerations such as “visual angle” contribute to it being “considered photographic works”. I pick out the “visual angle” aspect as those in this case are really quite different.

The judge went on to consider that:
When one is considering a view of a very well known subject like the Houses of Parliament with Westminster Bridge and part of the Embankment in the foreground, the features in which copyright is going to subsist are very often the choice of viewpoint, the exact balance of foreground features or features in the middle ground and features in the far ground, the figures which are introduced, possibly in the case of a river scene the craft may be on the river and so forth. It is in choices of this character that the person producing the artistic work makes his original contribution.

Now I’d observe again a red bus being the only bit of colour in London is pretty much an everyday expereince for most Londoners.

Whilst considering if it was a photograph or a collage, the Judge decide it was a photograph “since what has been manipulated is still ultimately a recording of light”, which I think would cover any collage made of photographs, or really anything else which faithfully recorded an actual scene. It gets more interesting that the same judge in this case had previously heard the case between the two parties mentioned above, which had been steeled resulting in them going out to make a non-infringing image. Whilst not wishing to suggest any issue with the judge in anyway I would question if having heard the previous case might have swayed his judgement some what here (presumably both parties were happy with it).

There were also images shown in court proving the point that this was a common scene, in fact going back to my London is grey point in some cases the judge couldn’t tell if it was a black and white photo with a red bus or not. Amazingly a man who works in the field of tourist tat was completely unaware of all this images of grey London with bright red objects being picked out, to quote the judgement:
These images were put to Mr Fielder. He had seen none of them. I accept his evidence. It follows that they cannot be said to have influenced his work.

This from reading the judgement seems to be the crux of the matter, because the tat seller wasn’t aware of any images picking out red objects in grey London his work was original, but because the tea seller was aware of such images he must have copied the tat seller and so was infringing. The judgement does list after all the many ways in which the images do differ.

Now a final bit which I think is terribly interesting:
But what they cannot have is a southbound Routemaster on Westminster Bridge before the Houses of Parliament at the same angle as the claimant’s work on a greyscale background and a white sky, in circumstances where they have admitted seeing the claimant’s work.

Now go look at the two photo’s again and tell me if that’s the same angle.

I’m quite surprised that the judge considers that:
It is not just another photograph of clichéd London icons.
Red bus, parliament, not clichéd London icons?!

So whilst my more learned friend is no doubt right this was about a deliberate attempt to copy, I fear that the bar for copying what to most people would seem clichéd or at least common images has been set terribly terribly low. Whilst ignorance of the law may be no defence ignorance of other peoples work obviously is. So I’m with amateur photographer on this, this is a problem for people taking what they think are obvious pictures, and I’d suggest that combined with ACTA it’s going to make it very easy for larger media outlets to crush even the most amateur artist selling the odd print via flickr of the like.

* To be fair I suspect dramatic recreations aren’t either but…

 

As is ever my want I’m a little late to press with my ponderings on the matter of Stephen Hesters bonus, but this does mean I can mainly point you at articles written by better authors than I. Which is a good thing for everyone I suspect.

As I may have commented once or twice in the past, I’m rather keen on the rule of law and of contracts being honoured, and as far as I can tell Mr Hesters bonus was a matter of contract. Mr Hester didn’t cause RBS to need a massive bailout he was brought in after the fact by the last Government to sort out the mess. This is by any stretch of the imagination likely to be a tough task, so to get him to leave the rather good job he was in the offered remuneration had to be something to make him want to take the job. This something including bonuses would have been agreed when he signed up for the job, and now due to a baying mob he’s in the position of being told:
“You’re doing a great job, but people who don’t know what you do don’t think you deserve your bonus and will make your life miserable if you take the money we al agreed you should have if you do a good job, which by the way you are”
Not exactly likely to motivate him is it? Can’t help but suspect if say this had been a tube driver being told he couldn’t have his bonus ‘cos the public didn’t like that there might be a strike in the offing and trade tribunals happening, or you know if the Government decided to change public sector workers pensions people might say that was unfair. As he was head hunted from a rather nice job, on the ground of the total package including bonuses which he’s now not taking, it makes you wonder if he wouldn’t just say sod it and look for another job.

As someone who gets a performance related bonus, I rather worry when I see other people in the private sector being hounded like this over private contractual matters. After all there’s nothing but publicity and arbitrary levels of greed separating me from Mr Hester. So if people feel that despite his contract and him reportedly doing a good job it’s fair to call to “occupy this guys house till he donates his bonus to charity”, why not occupy my house? Why is it that it’s terrible for a banker to potentially earn this much but it’s fine for footballers? They’re both employed by private companies, both industries receive Government funding, so surely there should be calls for footballers to give up their bonuses as well? Except of course Footballers generally get cash bonuses where as Mr Hester was being awarded share options so to get any benefit from them he has to stay with the company, and in fact the value of those options are dependent on his making RBS a success. Which is very much in the Government and tax payers interest as if it’s not a success we lose all that money we used to bail them out with.

Ultimately I don’t know if Mr Hester deserves his share options or his wage, I didn’t interview him. Those that did interview him and took the decision to employ him obviously thought they were getting a reasonable deal though, and two Governments seem to have agreed. Yet because a small but vocal part of the population who also didn’t interview him or work with him, think the value of his share options (which he might or might not have ever got) was too high he was forced to give up his fair wage. This hardly seems likely to motivate anyone to take the job, or to take any high profile job in the UK, too big a bonus the mob will take it from you, too much profit the mob will take it from you, doing just a bit too well generally and the mob will pull you down – and then we wonder why our industry isn’t doing so well.

To end on a few slightly tangential points, in their triumphant e-mail message at having “pestered” Mr Hester out of his legal wage 38Degrees said:
John: “A small enough victory but I hope a significant one. On to chasing tax dodgers and saving our NHS :)”
So I’m guessing they’ll be fully behind whistle blowing on people that pay cash, and are every happy to have lost the half million tax Mr Hester might have paid on that bonus. Once the 1% are dealt with, will they then work their way down to those in the top 25%?

 

Have just been pointed to a rather amusing article on cracked.com the first bit of which reminded me of a conversation OH and others had with some anarchists at the rally against debt:

8 Historic Symbols That Mean The Opposite of What You Think

“#8. Guy Fawkes

Misunderstood By:
Anarchists, 4Chan.

Despite anarchists’ general failure to unite long enough to make any meaningful progress against their ideological enemies (democracy, capitalism, communism and Internet forum moderationism), they do have a few running themes and symbols in common. One of the most prominent symbols is the 17th century English revolutionary, Guy Fawkes, whose famed exploit was his attempt to blow up Parliament in order to destabilize the British government.

The comparison is probably most recognizable to popular culture as the basis of the graphic novel/box office catastrophe V For Vendetta, in which a dude dresses up like Fawkes and brings down an evil dystopian theocracy. In recent years, through some bizarre online game of Chinese whispers, Fawkes has also come to somehow represent Internet teenagers’ struggle against Scientology.

While anarchists may be right that Fawkes was the only person ever to enter Parliament with honest intentions, they’ve forgotten what those intentions were. Fawkes wasn’t trying to destroy an evil theocracy, he was trying to install one.

Fawkes was a fighter for Spain and the Catholic Church. His goal was to end the slightly more egalitarian Protestant revolution in England by restoring Catholic domination. If the Gunpowder Plot had actually succeeded, Britain would probably look less like an anarchist commune and more like the fascist police state Alan Moore warned us about.”

The rest are worth reading as well enjoy.

 

Well it made me laugh, via Facebook:
Turn it off and back on again

 

Revolution in suburbia A recent post by Fausty reminded me that I’d written this a while back, so… enjoy.

As many people have observed one of the best ways for an individual to very quietly combat the creeping power of the state is to “starve the beast”, don’t give it any money you don’t have to. Now this doesn’t need to mean doing anything illegal, in fact you could even say you’re just following their advice. Follow the example of those early radicals pictured at the top of this article and grow your own, and if you can’t do that just spend less ask yourself:
Do I need that enough to give this government 20% of the price?

If we buy less we reduce our carbon footprints, if we grow our own we reduce our food miles, if we do our own repairs and help each other out for free we’re taking part in the big society – see we’re just doing what the Government wants. We can kill it by just following it’s own advice. Though of course they already worrying about (though not yet for tax reasons) the radical actions of picking wild berries. Really annoy them and Brew your own not only do they not get their double hit of taxes but you screw up their statistics as well. By preparing more of your own food you might even be able to avoid the fat tax if it makes it over here.

No single huge act that raises any of us from the crowd or attracts unwelcome attention, just hundred of small acts of refusal, starving the Government by a thousand cuts.

Become a dissident:

“Say no to government in any way you can, in the workplace, among friends, on the internet. There are a hundred little soapboxes to climb onto. Don’t be quite so concerned that you think left-wing bloggers are chuckleheads or right-wing bloggers are evil Tories. If you are not an apparatchik, you’re little people and you’re all the same to the ruling class, who went from being public servants to being autocrats in a remarkably small space of time.”

Become part of a clever revolution, we only need to convince 10% of the people.

 

Stop SOPA
I didn’t take part in the Internet blackout today, as I’m a lazy sod and also I’m just back at work after a very hard weeks drinking. However I would note that as many many people have observed:

  1. This is very similar to our RIPA act, but from a country with more power to break stuff
  2. It’s utterly pointless, and won’t stop serious piracy in anyway
  3. It will result in an awful lot of collateral damage
  4. It will have a chilling effect and be trivial to be misused

I’d also predict that if it did come to pass then it wouldn’t be applied in the reverse direction to take off line large companies that steal content from smaller on-line artists and content providers. As one of the fundamental shifts which big media is fighting is that anyone can now be a content provider and they’ve actually got to compete on quality*

However unless this move is protested and every move like it sooner or later this sort of censorship at the behest of large media will come to pass and we’ll all be back to the walled garden days of AOL and the internet as a creative environment, medium for the free exchange of ideas and innovative business will cease to be (in the US at least). The problem with the US proposals is the same as we had with RIPA in that it allows for the blocking and removal of content before any proof of infringement, instead the blocked site has to prove it didn’t infringe (roughly speaking).

For far better summations of what the problem is with the legislation, let me pass you over to providers of original content over on the other side of the pond where they’re proposing this stuff Wondermark:
“What’s likely to happen?

• What burglars there are, will take another route. (SOPA/PIPA do not target pirates, but rather sites that link to alleged piracy. Real pirates can easily sidestep the restrictions.)

• Law-abiding business trucks, scared of the dynamite, will ALSO take another route. (The huge legal and financial burden of compliance with the new law will discourage startups, stifling independent businesses based in the United States.)
br/>• The dynamite is likely to go off whenever the trigger person sees anybody who looks slightly suspicious — burglar or not. (Claims of “piracy” could be used as a weapon against websites to silence them for competitive or political reasons.)

Despite the fact that nobody in Congress can agree on health care, the budget, or anything else, bought-and-paid-for politicians from both sides of the aisle have lined up to defend these bills. It’s pretty disgusting. Movie piracy is simply not more important than the safety and integrity of the entire Internet, which is my whole livelihood.”

Also in case you needed more convincing even Hitler is against it!**

Actually even more convincing than Hitler the MPAA oppose the SOPA protests and support the legislation.

* lets face it look how many remakes and re-imaginings etc. there are in the mainstream media, they’re churning out the same level of rip off’s as the internet but on a bigger budget.
** That mashup could result in the whole on YouTube being taken down under the proposed SOPA/PIPA laws.

 
Quooker in the eye Ad Nauseum Private Eye 1305
Hot on the heals of forcing up the costs of DVD’s and all sorts of gadgets for the rest of us by closing a vat loophole. Private Eye proudly reports that the Quooker is a “quook of shite” thus getting egg on the face of many upmarket newspapers that advertised it (P11 Eye 1305). Sadly for reasons of space it would seem they didn’t have time to report that a certain well known satirical magazine has also been more than happy to take the advertisers shilling for the self same product (Eye passim). As the two scans above show (I can do a scan of open rag if people doubt the validity of the back cover scan). I’m sure this unfortunate oversight will be corrected in the next edition of Private Eye.
 

As the idea of the replacing the Queens 44 year old yacht as a present for her diamond jubilee seems to continue to be a matter of debate amongst my friends I find myself wondering a few things. The first is does she actually want a new yacht of any sort, or would this be like getting a very expensive knitted sweater from your granny that will never see the light of day? Though of course as the video above observes who wouldn’t want a massive yacht?

The thing I’d be more doubtful about is who’d organize the fund raising, a government quango? If the government was involved I’ll just post her a bit of sailcloth as that would probably be more likely to result in her getting a yacht than anything the government touched. The idea that it could also be used as some sort of “university of the seas” doesn’t make it much of a present either.
“here you go love, brand new boat for you – but you can only use it when we say so ‘cos we want to use it as a trendy university so no nipping off for your holidays on it – think of it as more of a time share”
So no if the Government is invovled that isn’t going to fly, but lets instead assume that the Queen does actually want a yacht, then could not Philip pull a few strings to get some of the more informed great and good to create “Prince Phillips – buy my missus a boat” fund run along charitable lines and open to public subscription? I have seen some people scoffing at the idea that public subscription might actually pay for it, but really it’s not that silly an idea – the mooted price of the erstwhile yacht is 60 million (yachts it seems are expensive), now there are estimated to be over 60 million people living in the UK, so that’s say a quid each. Now of course a lot of people wouldn’t want to chip in, but on the other hand her Maj is quite popular globally so some foreign types might throw in the odd bob or two (preferably not Euro’s we want real money here) and well Charles and Andrew etc. might perhaps throw in a bit extra. So really is buying the yacht via voluntary public subscription that strange an idea?

Finally there is a very practical fiscal upside to all of this. If the government isn’t invovled then the foundation/charity what have you can use who ever they like to build it. No mucking about with EU tendering mandates, they can just go down to bob’s boat emporium (round the back of the Neesden marina and sewage plant) chuck him some dosh and say on you go mate. So that could be 60 million pounds or private capital from around the world being pumped into British industry, as for all the talk of the decline in our industry something that we continue to do well at is luxury. A high tech state of the art luxury boat – that’s right up the street for British industry, and such a yacht would make an excellent show case for the businesses invovled. Finally of course all those businesses and workers involved will be paying tax, so the project will have deftly pilfered the pockets of foreign contributors* to swell the nations ailing coffers. What’s not to like about the plan? Given it could avoid tendering outside of the UK, it sounds a better idea than high speed rail?

* Only foreign contributors they’d have got our money sooner or later anyway so that can hardly count.

Update: First I’d like to point out I wrote this at 15:27 so before the Gaudrian article saying that some of the great and good were setting up a charity and that the Queen wouldn’t mind a yacht etc… But I do wonder why the price has gone up by 20 million between the BBC article and the Gaurdians.

 

Just to help confuse matters later on, Anonymong has gone all multi author. Whilst you’ll still be mainly subject to my inane window lickings, to try and lend some class and style to the old blog. I managed to persuade The Wounded Cavalier to grace this ramshackle dive with some of his fine word smithing.

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