That didn’t take long

So not long after they were introduced and as a matter of no surprise at all to virtually everyone, the body scanners at Heathrow have been used for ogling. This utterly predictable use of new technology for porn whilst worrying isn’t terribly surprising. What concerns me slightly more is that the security staff at Heathrow are apparently thick enough to enter “the X-ray machine by mistake” and also thick enough to tell the person concerned that they’ve just used a scanner to look at them. Though why the scanned guard “can’t bear to think about the body scanner thing” is a mystery as surely if they’ve nothing to hide…

Why the police were involved is another puzzle again.

Are they related?

Just over 400 years a after the last man to enter Parliament with honest intentions, someone who looks an awful lot like him is trying to get in by more orthodox means.

Old Holborn is standing as the Jury Team candidate for Cambridge – get the low down on his official profile here.

Hopefully he’ll do better than the man whose visage he shares.

Last chance honest…

Can I interest you in 50 days to save the world? No?
How about a nice last chance summit in Copenhagen then, lovely set of delegates? No?
Ok then how about a hardly used next parliament last chance then? You won’t see many of them around I can tell you. Urgent decisions, lots of chances to look concerned (and raise the odd tax or two – know what I mean) plus wall to wall celebrity endorsement.

Just sign here, don’t worry about the financing.