2015 in Cards Against Humanity

2015 in review Following on from last years “success” I present once more the Anonymong review of 2015 in Cards Against Humanity. These may not be the top stories, in fact they almost certainly aren’t, but they’re the ones that have caught my attention or stuck in my mind. If I didn’t mutter about them here it was probably on Facebook or Twitter. It seems 2015 was a year of offense taking, attacks from people claiming affiliation with a religion which they had nothing to do with, a bit more war, politicians with crazy views getting popular support and then objecting to be scrutinized and of course finishing with floods. So really rather like 2014 on rewind but with the volume turned up to 11.

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2015 Cards against humanity

2015 Cards against humanity

Low ink - 2015 Cards Against Humanity

Low ink – 2015 Cards Against Humanity

Not really news and God willing never will be

In amongst all the news stories about the floods, the papers are reporting some really quite sterling work being done to help those affected by the floods by many members of the community and all sorts of different groups. People are pulling together so much, that people helping each other isn’t really news – which is a good thing. The news consists of things that are unusual and noteworthy, and when people helping each other out in times of need becomes major news then it’s a sad day for all of us. Exceptional acts of bravery, generosity or even just normal British craziness are still news, but people just mucking in to help each other not so much and again I say this is a good thing.

So if people helping each other isn’t really news, but is more what is to be expected what then to make of those that think that Muslims helping out is particularly worthy of note. A quick google search suggests it’s getting as much coverage as any other group mucking in. In fact searching on terms relating to other religions seems to turn up fewer articles, so sadly it seems that Muslims helping out is news worthy. Which suggests it’s something which isn’t expected and is unusual – which of course may well be just down to how the media likes to portray things. Either way it’s rather sad and really we want less coverage of Muslims being the normal helpful members of their communities that (outside of the nutters) they are. The greater the press reports on something the more unusual the event, so if you think that Muslims helping other people is really news worthy you’re kind of on the same page as the EDL and such in thinking that they’re not just part of the community and that they don’t help. It’s a sad state of affairs that any group of people helping out others is news worthy, and really it should be something that is so ordinary and mundane that the story should only ever be “Why isn’t X helping”. So rather than decrying the lack of reporting on Muslims giving aid to their fellow-man, let’s decry the fact that no-one is reporting the lack of aid coming from EDL or Britain first, where are their armies of volunteers filling sandbags?

Scriptural illiteracy

Not a refugee I know it’s nit picking, and I don’t disagree with the sentiment behind it, but the current internet fad for memes relating the Christmas story to the refugee crisis is really starting to get on my wick. If you want to make a point about people of a religion not following the spirit of that religion it might just possibly be a good idea to make sure you’ve read the scripture that you’re basing your oh so clever meme on.

So this whole, the Christmas story is about refugee’s thing, well it’s nonsense. The manger part of the nativity story is only found in the Gospel of Luke, and that says:
Luke 2:1-2:5
Now at this time Caesar Augustus issued a decree for a census of the whole world to be taken. This census – the first – took place while Quirinius was governor of Syria, and everyone went to his own town to be registered. so Joseph set out from the town of Nazereth in Galilee and traveled up to Judea, to the town of David called Bethlehem.

So not refugees fleeing anything, but more people suffering from government red tape. As advance booking wasn’t so much of a thing back then, and oddly Joseph had no family to stay with, they had to try their luck at whatever inn had room. Which turned out to be none. Still not refugee’s just people dealing with Government dictates and then rescued by private enterprise when ignoring all health and safety they were allowed to stay in a manager rather than in the streets. Today that inn would probably be shut down for allowing people to stay with animals and Jesus would have been taken into care as the parents were obviously unfit, allowing the birth to take place in such conditions. Also you’ll note that they traveled to take part in a census , widely believed to be related to taxation, so chances are Joseph was a tax payer and in later scripture Jesus did kind of say that one ought to pay ones taxes.

Of course if we turn to Matthew 2:13 Jesus, Mary and Joseph do become refugees, fleeing government persecution.
the angel of the Lord appeared to Joseph in a dream and said, “get up, take the child and his mother with you and escape into Egypt, and stay there until I tell you, because Herod intends to search for the child and do away with him”.
Nothing is said about how they made a living during that time, but I think we can take a wild guess that it was via state support. Also worth noting is that they fled after he visit of the Magi which is traditionally on the 6th Jan. We are told nothing about how they coped in Egypt if they arrived as penniless refugees, or if Joseph took the tools of his trade and arrived as a migrant craftsman. Oh and Joseph was a carpenter something which is mentioned repeatedly in the Gospels so not exactly jobless.

So if you’re going to have a meme based on scripture do actually read the scripture. Suggesting that people should look out for those less fortunate, and that this is especially relevant around this time of year is an excellent point, but this sort of appeal to scripture really misses the mark. Also it would be worth noting that in most religions any act of kindness should be voluntary rather than forced, so maybe taking collections and working with charities may be the way to go rather than insisting that the state force everyone to chip in regardless?

This meme I’d give it 3/10 for getting anything right and 6/10 for sentiment